We were scrolling the promenade on Our 29er. Stopped for a double latte & día at the Herald twist & Kasta K.K. kafę. Sitting with my back to a sofa, I could hear the conversation behind me about as well as I could hear the English whinger talking Tampon. Please. Mines B I double ga er.
Little known to much of the civilised world, some of the English aren't stupid. He was talking about me to one of the Sheep buggerers.
E I don't give a fig for the dirty little Hawaiians. The point is that if we don't pass a law similar to the Two Crosswalk Act, we will never get FartBoy out of our KingDumb.
S We'd not heard of that.
E Apparently, after two crosswalk incidents, they give a female cadet A
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S Aye.
E Yes, if she's qualified, she gets to keep the white
S Please go on. [scratching midge bites on testicles in Command Dough kilt.]
E She has to connect the right front portion of the MV with the left half of the back tire of his fagmobile.
S IC. And then Watts?
E Well, while he's lying semi conscious on the pavement, elderly WasP feemail, speaking america suburban, runs up to him and asks if he minds if she takes a photo so she can show her FBFs.
S So what does that do?
E Other than getting him to the ER, nothing. In the ER, he must ask one of the nurses to touch his
