spend another day in this horrid, gods-forsaken land of a shitshow, BrandiQ & Tyler2 shall find the Mayor's house
- pull off whatever pair of fecal smelling underwear I happen to have on
- covet said underwear in my left hand
- place buttocks on front door welcome Matthew T Bilge
- move myself
- and wipe as much McYntyre manure as I can
- In the shape of an infinity symbol.
- Thank you.
What's IT gonna be girl?
OR
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Why doesn't IT have a mini-bar?