in Italics. Not good & sooo NOT

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ddtb So there's a guy We're thinking of inviting to the wedding
M No.
d Y knot?
M There's a toughie. 1. He's a psychopath. 2. Hyperly Over Sexed Nymphomaniac 3. Religious Ze...
d Of course, butt He has feelings too
M No.
d [Pleading puppy dog eyes]
M Apparently DeBeers has some wetwork they need Dunn in DeetNam.
d What sort?
M How would I know? Open your iSphincter.
d Okay, opened.
M Dial it in to 令和三百四十五年。Select the the target named GreenCock & InHerClyde.
d Got it.
M If you can get him onboard, you are Moo

Re(tard) than welcome to invite needle dick to your Wedding.
d O, thank you mum!
M Whatever. Now take out your tongue piercing. I'm uncertain about how I feel having that on my clitoris.