you'ld have to be as dumb as

Dave Iltis

to not see how thoroughly choreographed even my bowel movements are. No matter how many times I explain how rehearsed my actions are, how there's no such thing as coincidence or randomness, 99.999999% of you who are not high, drugged, drunk, legally medicated, etc. will forget this tomorrow. The rest of you won't remember this after your next FB post.