CEO Some of you are probably wondering why we called this meeting.
CFO Is someone gonna walk this dog before I...
CMO It was your idea to get the dog.
Malibu Barbi Stop.
CEO So He wants us to build a recessed tread depth gauge holder.
CTO MB, please pass the natto.
CMO This is my first time in Stockholm.
CFO We don't care.
CEO & she wants there to be a changeable frame so that a variety of tdg OEMs can compete for
CB Chief,
respectfully, we think you meant She.
CSSO If no one else is gonna eat that fatty tuna, I will.
CEO That's what I said.
CB No, you said
CIO The dog is licking my
CEO OK, &
Chief Babysitter Could we perhaps have just a wee bit of decorum? Ya dirty curs.
CFO What's a tdg?
MB Drivers use them to measure the tread depth
CFO Thanks for sharing. In NJ schools, is that what they teach you is a good answer?
MB ...of...the...tires.
CEO He also wants a handle above the shotgun door.
CTO & the interchangeable phone mount frame in the dash.
CFO Why?
[Room goes silent. All heads turn to look at CFO.]
CFO Sorry.
[CBO stands up, walks to whiteboard & writes "CFO I".]
CTO I'm not doing this anymore.
CMO That's what he said.
MB Who?
CMO Heysus.
CTO Ah! Then you meant He?
[CBO stands up. Walks to caucasianBoard & writes "CMO I". Walks to sideboard. Picks up a piece of Sea Urchin on genmai, takes a bite, makes unpleasant face and throws the remainder at the
black lab licking nonspecific genitalia.]
CRO Also, just like the tdg, there should be exterior compartments for collapsible suitcases.
Chief Recreation Officer Don't forget the bike rack.
CFO I move for a vote we euthanise the dog.
CMO The Dog?
CLO No. I second.
CEO We aren't euthanising anyone.
CB MB, has the CMO earned a demerit?
MB I have a Harley still in The Box in Mi. I don't have to be here.
CSSO Air conditioned seats. His buttocks suffer pimples less than gladly.
Coach Lombardi Aye, also He wants a multi species elevator so that bloody Sea Mammal doesn't 'urt itself jumping out of the cab.
CBO He hates the way passenger vehicles dash designs look like a pregnant woman with her fetus holding an iPad.
Chief Counselor Officer He gave me a handwritten memo on the Washlet. He wants us to call this The DoucheBag Setting.
CEO Now this is helpful. Anything else?
CCO He had another setting he was unwilling to put in writing.
CMO That's fine, just tell us what it is.
CCO He wants us to arrive at better terminology for the setting. The working title he has for the function is the Rub 'n Tug.
CSSO Now were gettin' somewheres.
CTO Ooo, this is good. Very good. Umtis.
Chief Third Post Office Sususudio.
CEO Tell us more.
CCO He, uh, very kindly, provided me with...[extracts from a dirty paper bag a squishy plastic accordion black & red apparatus about the size of a Soda pop can] this as a working prototype. He assured me he only used it once, and washed it thoroughly with non alcohol sterile wipes.
C3PO Where did he get it?
CCO Japan.
CFO Where else? Phh.
CTO I saw an entire shop full of these in 秋葉原。
CRO On the side, he wants a slide out foldable cot compartment called The "G.L.O.R.I.A hole so he can sleep out of doors at truck stops.
