CEO Some of you are probably wondering why we called this meeting.
CFO Is someone gonna walk this dog before I...
CMO It was your idea to get the dog.
Malibu Barbi Stop.
CEO So He wants us to build a recessed tread depth gauge holder into the dash.
CTO MB, please pass the natto.
CMO This is my first time in Stockholm.
CFO We don't care.
CEO & she wants there to be a changeable frame so that a variety of tdg OEMs can compete for
CBO Chief,
respectfully, we think you meant She.
CSSO If no one else is gonna eat the fatty tuna, I will.
CEO That's what I said.
CBO No, you said
CIO The dog is licking my
CEO OK, &
Chief Babysitter Perhaps just a wee bit of decorum, dirty curs.
CFO What's a tdg?
MB Drivers use them to measure the tread depth
CFO Thanks for sharing. In NJ schools is that what they teach you is a good answer?
MB of the tires.
CEO He also wants handles above the door on the passenger side.
CTO & the interchangeable frame in the dash for a phone mount.
CFO Why?
[Room goes silent. All heads turn & look at CFO.]
CFO Sorry.
[CBO stands up, walks to whiteboard & writes "CFO I".]
CTO I'm not doing this anymore.
CMO That's what he said.
MB Who?
CMO Heysus.
MB Ah! Then you meant He?
[CBO stands up. Walks to caucasianBoard & writes "CMO I". Walks to sideboard. Picks up a piece of Sea Urchin on genmai, takes a bite, makes unpleasant face and throws the remainder at the
black lab licking genitalia.]
CEO Also, just like the tdg, there should be exterior compartments for suitcases,
Chief Recreation Officer Don't forget the bike rack.
CFO I move for a vote we euthanise the dog.
CMO The Dog?
CLO No. I second.
CEO We aren't euthanising anyone.
CBO MB, has the CMO earned a demerit?
MB I have a Harley still in the Box in Mi. I don't have to be here.
CSSO Air conditioned seats. His buttocks suffer pimples less than gladly.
Coach Lombardi Aye, also He wants a multi species elevator so The Sea Mammal doesn't hurt itself jumping out of the cab.
CBO He hates the way passenger vehicles dash designs look like a pregnant woman with her fetus holding an iPad.
