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s'mores agin?

George Theodore Hagenbucher (18 JAN 1900 • Syracuse, Onondaga, New York, United States 04 APR 1926 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States), DoT's first practice spouse and my step grandfather, was speaking with Alexis Pussified Tompkins (12 Feb 1897 • Keuka, Onondaga, New York, United States 19 Mar 2001 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) on Al's farm in Tompkins County, NY.

GTH I've noticed some of the women folk get antsy.

APT Is that the medical term for it?

GTH Well, I've got an idea.

APT I'm scared already.

GTH The best way to un-antsy the women folk would be to satisfy them.

APT OK.

GTH One way to minimise their interference, would be to give them something that might help them...ocuppy their time.

APT Mhm.

GTH Should be made out of metal, well-finished.

APT Riiigghht. And you want me to make these?

GTH OK.

APT Who's gonna sell 'em?

GTH I know a guy.

[GTH in Cattergus County speaking with Sara Heacock Coye 23 SEP 1923 • Chattaqua, Onondaga, New York, United States 30 OCT 2026 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States,on a farm owned by her spouse.]

GTH Correct, I've got a guy that is keen to build the device.

SHC What will we use it for again?

GTH Please ask Flora (18 Aug 1924 • Gowanda, Moron, New York, United States 25 Dec 2026 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) to explain.

SHC I dunna think she'll cotton to wat yer like.

GTH No, I don't like it.

SHC Then wai r wi doin it?

GTH WE aren't going to do it. Please just ask Flora if she will manage the distribution?

SHC Who's ganna cel summin' like dat?

GTH Please don't fret. I know a person.

[GTH speaking to William Duberiety St. George III 18 NOV 1935 • Grand Island, Pokemaihantis County, New York, United States 11 JUL 1926 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) downtown Buffalo.

GTH & we want you to sell them.

WDSGIII OK.