Some years back, a pretty young thing Couchsurfed me. At the time, I was living in a condo in Colorado with two fine college seniors. This is a regular occurrence for elderly, balding, overweight, pasty white men, so I thought nothing of it. Did make good fodder for my Couchsurfing profile.
So, this young person, whom we'll call JW, had rented a car to go hiking, which xhe did. Xhe invited me to join xem, which I did. We enjoyed a Colorado wedding photo shoot, mountain scenery, etc. I enjoyed listening to xes sultry Russian accent while we soaked in hot springs, etc.
We barbecued at the condo and were sitting under a gazebo. We we're trying to explain to xem that one must be at least as insane as the Uber Empress to want to become involved with me. I said, I'm similar to an
I asked xem if xhe wanted to drive an F-1. Xhe married and lives on the Central California coast in a house without any kids.
Give Us 10 minutes in a room with Brad Pitt. We'll show you two men who can make a baby.
