things I've done

& shouldn't've

& I ain't thinkin' of all mi hi schul beatches.

Marty Presberg,

I just tried calling you. That dirty so&so of a tart has deleted your phone number. Please call me if you still love mi like ya sei ya due.

Hugs & kisses,

nobuddy noes how2due it lick a men

We interviewed for a communal living environment in Boulder Co. Folks who have had sexual relations with BII aren't well appreciated in Boulder. Had Socrates been less successful, I might be living there now. One of the Lesbians (ok2sei if u capitalise) didn't like me. In the wisdom of the great American philosopher (a Jew)

i woodn't want to join any club that would have me for a member.

So, shi nixed my membership. Certainly not the first fem fatale to find my member less than satisfying.

dat Kraker ken plei sum gitar

Dat vaiolyn aint bad nieder.