the year my dad became a REAL DICK

talk about bringing up the rear

welcome to my birdcages

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Dear shit for brains,

Please ask your wife if she wants me to give her back the money she lent me to send you that butt plug that she wanted you to use on her. Also, please let her know, the Buy Again button is only a click away!

Hugs & Kisses,

your love machine

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