There's no such thing as a stupid question. Only stupid people asking questions.
I was speaking with a fat slob. He was expressing concern that the next 911 might involve tractor trailers. He was aware that one ought not ask Jesus why, so he couched his question as a supposition. If you have doubts in your mind, vebalise your doubts with people dumber than me. There are at least seven billion of them.
Here's a question for the cracker. If I didn't need a pilot's license for 911, why would I need a tractor trailer license for your imaginary fears?
