Actually...3 of 'em.
Full disclosure. Planning for this post begun after I saw the person a few times @Stevens.
Dear Coach Lombardi,
Did you get the chocolates and strawberry flavoured lube I sent you?
Today I saw the only man who gave me a better rub 'n tug test than you. Other than that you gave the best reach around EVER!
Hugs & kisses,
your favourite nightmare