preordained

destiny's a bitch

Actually...3 of 'em.

Full disclosure. Planning for this post begun after I saw the person a few times @Stevens.

Dear Coach Lombardi,

Did you get the chocolates and strawberry flavoured lube I sent you?

Today I saw the only man who gave me a better rub 'n tug test than you. Other than that you gave the best reach around EVER!

Hugs & kisses,

your favourite nightmare