George Theodore Hagenbucher (18 JAN 1900 • Syracuse, Onondaga, New York, United States 04 APR 1926 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) my step grandfather was speaking with Alexis Pussified Tompkins (30 JAN 1897 • Penile, Onondaga, New York, United States 11 NOV 2026 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) in Tompkins County, New York at his blacksmithy.
GTH So, I've noticed some of my patients are...antsy.
APT Ayup, there'd b a name fer id.
GTH One solution might be to make something to occupy their...time.
APT Aye.
GTH Is that something you might help with?
APT I rightly wuldn't no ifn We don't ask da missus.
GTH is speaking with Sara Heacock Coye XIII (29 Feb 1900 • Fairport, Moron, New York, United States 30 JUL 2026 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) in Chautaqua at on her spouse's farm.
GTH Look, all you have to do is ask Flora if she wants to help or not.
SHC & were a gunna use deese dings on us?
GTH I don't care if you use them or not. I just need you to store and distribute.
GTH is speaking with William Duberiety St. George III (23 MAR 1873 • Hamburg, Condom, New York, United States 19 DEC 2026 • Johnson City, Broome, New York, United States) on Grand Island.
WDSGIII I don't ritely reckon mai sheep's gonna enjoi dat nun.
GTH It's not for the sheep. We're making these for our womenfolk.
Now you know how the
was invented.
