So here's wat we got so far. Dot's a dyke. She's licked a bit of Buffalo pussy, and discovers she has yellow fever, which, is a less than polite way of saying she's an Asiaphile, nonetheless a more polite way than saying she suffers from JapClit. How to get more Asian cunny?

Granma, move your hand. I'll do it.
[Allens call this factual research.]
Sid Viscous cruises through town in his Great Gatsby vehicle. Sid, a Boston boy born & bread, where one can walk from Faneuil Hall to Concorde on lesbos and never touch the ground, takes Dot for a walk. Seizes a community of interest, and asks if she wants to ride shotgun from NY to O'ahu...the long way of course, via Havana. O & btw, let's get married so no one knows you dig dyke.
D&D in Havana...likes Latinas, doesn't love 'em in the rectal position. Keep driving.
.Mac are living across the street from the President of UH. Sid, ever the opportunist, realises he can hit two cunnies with one stone. The conversation goes something like this.
Sid Dot, I have a question for you.
. [garbled speech]
Sid Please, Dot, would you get your mouth out of that dirty whore's pussy for two seconds?
Kimi Shut your trap stupid howl-e.
Sid ., how about we have a kid?
Kimi Why don't you try sticking your tiny little pecker in my love whole, ya ignorant bookworm. Oops, We're sorry. We've just insulted worms. They've got bigger peckers than you.
The rest is history.