My dad Brad
frequently told a joke. My mother and I were there when he would say
I used to play football. Once, the coach was speaking with the assembled team on the sidelines. The coach said, "Imagine the game is tied. Three and goal. Five seconds on the clock. What do you do? Brad?" "O, well Coach, that's easy. I move further towards the goal so I can get a better view from the bench."
On 05 November 1979 weren’t We supposed to get in the game?
AI Overview
In the 1996 film "Primal Fear," Richard Gere plays Martin Vail, a high-powered Chicago defense attorney. In one scene, a character named Jack Connerman asks Vail why he left the State's Attorney's Office. Vail replies, "Dead-end job. You either run for office, or you end up a judge. Why become an umpire when you can play ball?". This quote highlights Vail's desire to remain in the thick of the action as a defense attorney rather than take on the more removed and perhaps less exciting role of a judge.
If one tells jokes such as my social father did, ought one be surprised when one's spouse leaves? What's a foreign war?
Yes, Our family is much like any other. How many of you have a spouse for whom two of the four Japanese writing systems are named?
Is that why She's stayed while my mother left?
