I used to work for a man. His name was John Battleday. John was very kind to me. He always gave me a reacharound, and nicely cupped my testicles.
One day, John was standing on His Boat. He was ranting like the infantile 3 year old he was when he first waterskiied.

Walkin' on water. Not so hard if you know how.
Meiji Jingu Gaien, Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
CE 2014 January 25
He was complaining about the Humans.
You know it's good when the tears start to flow.