John Battleday

I used to work for a man. His name was John Battleday. John was very kind to me. He always gave me a reacharound, and nicely cupped my testicles.

One day, John was standing on His Boat. He was ranting like the infantile 3 year old he was when he first waterskiied.

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Walkin' on water. Not so hard if you know how.
‎⁨Meiji Jingu Gaien⁩, ⁨Shinjuku⁩, ⁨Tokyo⁩, ⁨Japan⁩
CE 2014 January 25

He was complaining about the Humans.

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You know it's good when the tears start to flow.