Dear Mrs. & Mr. Lovely English Educating Cyclists on Proper Left Turn Lane Usage,
Giving credit where credit is due, WE are writing to praise your exemplary driving skills. As the fine and delicate lady of the passenger seat, whimpered and shuddered in alternating currence, I was, no WE, were throughly impressed how, when the shit4brains pedaling the bye sickle reached for your windshield wiper, you threw caution to your catheter sac, slammed your tin trap piece of crap into reverse into oncoming traffic, gunned your rat trap accelerator down busy, crowded side street, honking, accelerating, waving 'We luv u, reall we due!', and yelling out your driver window in classic English WHINGEING fashion with
a thought for the pedestrians or MV in your weigh. Truly, you are a credit to the English.
Side note, when The Navy Seals Squadron creeps in to your house at night, they have OUR full consent and encouragement to rape the missus whilst a Seal is castrating the penis holder with a rusty, rancid razor blade, and another is helping a venereally infected horse bugger the 'driver'.
Hugs & kisses,
Stevie Poo U.
