illegal?

iHind line dancing

Whilst residing at 5012 Clinton Street Apt C near LA's Koreatown in CE 2000, Persistence and I were attending an iHind Line Dancing Contest (iHLDC), aka yoga. That was my first iHLDC, not my last. My last was at Zen Mountain Monastery. If you mention my name there, they probably still roll their eyes.

Wait, never mind. Not iHLDC. Persistence and I were attending a CPR course. We had the mannequins on the floor, and I was oogling the breasts, which were gender neutral. I probably said something Stifleresqque. The instructor replied that the mannequins breasts may very well be women, as any women's breasts simply slide to the side when laying on her back. The thought occurred to me that she had probably made love to less 14 year old Japanese women than I had.

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CE 1996 autumn
Persistence & YH with their practice husbands

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